Prokaryote Season

''A single-celled organism doesn''t toil. It doesn''t stare at the ceiling and cry. It doesn''t have ill-fitting clothes. It doesn''t do anything, that''s the whole point. It just is. '' Sydney and Laurelie are best friends searching for the contentment of oblivion. Failing that, they''d like to be adored. Laurelie, by their caustic boyfriend Trip, and Sydney by Laurelie. On a typical night partying in the woods, Sydney grows frustrated with their unrequited obsession for Laurelie, and asks for a wish to be granted by the curious cosmic creature Starman. Not only will Laurelie love Sydney, but Laurelie will be dependent on them - will need to be saved by them. When the wish becomes deadly serious, Sydney and Trip will be forced to figure out how to save Laurelie for real, or risk losing the person most important to them both.