Never Shag a Scorpio

Have you ever been ensnared by a Scorpio? Ghosted by a Gemini? Catfished by a Cancer? Well dear reader, this is the book for you. Strap in as Astrologer B.J. Lovegood takes you on a journey through the galaxy where you''ll learn how to dodge red flags and avoid dating disasters. Never Shag a Scorpio is an amorous adventure through the zodiac. Funny, smutty and embarrassingly accurate , it will teach you how to lure a Leo, turn on a Taurus and impress a Pisces'' parents. Complete with full romantic profiles for each star sign and hilarious and handy listicles such as ''Top 5 places to have sex with a Sagittarius'' and ''A Taurus''s top 5 breakup songs'', this book is your go-to guide to navigating the steamy side of astrology.