My Inner Child Wants to Murder Mindfully

No more corpses. At least, that was the plan. THE MULTIMILLION-COPY INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER RETURNSLawyer turned murderer Bjà¶rn wants to stop killing. Unfortunately, the prisoner in his basement is getting restless, the parents' committee at his daughter's preschool is clamouring for his attention, and to cap it all, he's also being blackmailed. To manage all this stress, he turns to a mindfulness coach to learn about the unmet needs of his inner child. As he begins listening to this inner child, he finds it doesn't just have needs, but solutions: creative ways he can solve his problems. All of them. The trouble is, they involve murder. NOW A MAJOR NETFLIX SERIESREADERS LOVE MURDER MINDFULLY:'Funny, intelligent, can't wait for the next part.' ????? reader review'Loved the intelligent spin on mindfulness and organised crime. Also, the pay off at the end is beautiful.' ????? reader review'Real good read. Before I knew it, I was trying to be mindful myself!' ????? reader reviewAND YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHORS DO TOO:'What a breath of fresh air! Dark, very funny, totally engaging.' CRAIG RUSSELL, author of HYDE'A razor-sharp satire on stressed-out modern society, a darkly comic and hugely entertaining crime thriller and - believe it or not - also a handy guide to improving your life through mindfulness.' ROBBIE MORRISON, author of EDGE OF THE GRAVE'A violent, feel-good rampage of a book where the pace and positivity never let up. Twisted and hilarious!' CALLUM MCSORLEY, author of SQUEAKY CLEAN No more corpses. At least, that was the plan. THE MULTIMILLION-COPY INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER RETURNSLawyer turned murderer Bjà¶rn wants to stop killing. Unfortunately, the prisoner in his basement is getting restless, the parents' committee at his daughter's preschool is clamouring for his attention, and to cap it all, he's also being blackmailed. To manage all this stress, he turns to a mindfulness coach to learn about the unmet needs of his inner child. As he begins listening to this inner child, he finds it doesn't just have needs, but solutions: creative ways he can solve his problems. All of them. The trouble is, they involve murder. NOW A MAJOR NETFLIX SERIESREADERS LOVE MURDER MINDFULLY:'Funny, intelligent, can't wait for the next part.' ????? reader review'Loved the intelligent spin on mindfulness and organised crime. Also, the pay off at the end is beautiful.' ????? reader review'Real good read. Before I knew it, I was trying to be mindful myself!' ????? reader reviewAND YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHORS DO TOO:'What a breath of fresh air! Dark, very funny, totally engaging.' CRAIG RUSSELL, author of HYDE'A razor-sharp satire on stressed-out modern society, a darkly comic and hugely entertaining crime thriller and - believe it or not - also a handy guide to improving your life through mindfulness.' ROBBIE MORRISON, author of EDGE OF THE GRAVE'A violent, feel-good rampage of a book where the pace and positivity never let up. Twisted and hilarious!' CALLUM MCSORLEY, author of SQUEAKY CLEAN